Right now it is raining. Not cats and/or dogs…just small, threadlike creatures which resemble shreds of kelp and such. I’m not the best writer of imagery but I’d figure it was worth a shot.
Not really a big fan of the rain, my friends. If I were, I would be standing outside right now, not really knowing what to do…but nevertheless having a great time getting clean yet at the same time dirty from the splashing mud.
…If I had half a brain I would write something halfway understandable here on this line, but alas the 10% of my functional brain cells wander into the great unknown.
So here we are…2004 and wondering where my children are up to…? It has been 2 full years since my last comprehensive E-ZA, which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Actually, the past 3 years have been so incredibly busy I haven’t really had any time to sit down and think about things…(of course me thinking about things always causes more problems…but what the heck?)
-The Life of ZA in 50 words or less
“Today I bought string for 39 cents. That’s the truth” “I wind string…it is so fun; I like it to wind…Winding string is a very good idea!” ~Me, something in late 1985
-The ZAfest schedule
So far Saturday evening gaming sessions seem best. Fridays and Sundays are spent practicing music. Show up with a rock instrument for a free prize!
-The ZA shack extra
I don’t even remember what this is for. The ZA Shack will be decommissioned in June. It will be replaced by the ZA Palace. Just don’t make a mess!
-The ZA rink news
I haven’t worked at the rink for 2 months…and don’t plan to return as I have retired from rink duties. A sad, mournful day for all.
-The ZA computer news
My computers are fast. If you come to play on my computers, you will receive a free prize! If you come to download porn on my computers while I’m asleep, I will send Stink after you.
-The ZA roadtrip news
I drove to Huntsville Alabama last month. That was exciting. Otherwise, I have taken quite a few short roadtrips, usually on Friday nights. Friends are more than welcome to join in countless hours of philosophical conversation.
We even saw horsies on our last trip!
-The ZA P. Jay's report
I don’t eat P. Jay’s pizza anymore. I have switched to Pizza Hut. It was a long, difficult decision for me to make…but in the end I found that Pizza Hut had more carbs and calories, which makes me fatter.
-ZA Weather
The humidity is high, temperatures hover around 72-75 degrees. I don’t spend much time in the basement anymore so this works ok.
-ZA sports
My ankle injury has kept me out of basketball and softball for the past 3 weeks. I should be ready to go for opening day at the NASA Softball League. I am the best middle infielder money can buy!
-ZA traffic
The camaro is in good shape. No traffic jams to report this time around.
-ZA's picks in popular music
Popular music sucks. Today we’ll have to go with ‘Death Cab for Cutie’ or ‘The Walkmen’ or some unknown indie band like that. ‘Muse’ is always the best though.
-ZA's picks in movies
‘Dude, where’s my car’ was always a good movie, so I have to list it again.
-ZA's picks in fashion & romance
I don’t know about fashion. I had to buy all new pants because of my increase in girth. I would have to say I look rather fashionable.
Romance is my middle name. Runnin’ wild is my game.
-ZA's sidebar
Congratulations to the graduating Class of 2004. May you make more money than I ever will J
-ZA's giant squid costume tales
The squid costume is in my bedroom closet. It won’t come out of the closet until it is ready.
-ZA's "Shoehorn w/string around it" chronicles
The shoehorn is apparently missing. Someone must’ve taken it home a couple years ago or was thrown out in the garbage or something…
-ZA's epic battle of:
Loincloth vs. Panties one-on-one!!!
Loincloth dominates yet once again. No one knows how it happens. Smart money is on the Panties for next round!
-ZA's quote of the week:
“20 chicken sandwiches would equal roughly a nickel, depending on the strength of the hen” (~Brian Nally)
Have a great week everyone!
CYA L8R G2G LOL Y2K
-ZaRocks (Christopher
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Thursday, May 13, 2004
E-ZA 5/13/04
Heya everyone…hopefully everyone is doing well J
I’m doing relatively well, except for another bout of painful arthritis in my ankle. Being immobile really sucks for me, especially since my job involves walking around a lot.
Sorry I can’t offer any special prizes tonight. However, I will invite y’all to my new house when I move in this summer.
Oh yeah, my email address has changed again…it is now zarocks@cox.net , so change your address books accordingly. One of these days I’ll try to get my original Multiverse email address back up and running. Until then, we’ll have to use this address.
This summer I don’t have too many plans…mainly just prepare for the big move and get things started on the right track once again. As long as no giant squids harass me in my dreams, or the squid costume comes to envelop my right arm I’m in fairly good shape.
Our new band has started. We need to start recording. Probably once we get settled in the new house with a dedicated ‘band room’
Gaming continues to live on…just not to the extent that I used to back in the HS days. Most of us have lives now J
…of course spontaneous bouts of unusual erratic behavior are always welcome. Just please, no gambling. Or strip poker. Well…that depends actually!
Seeya all around!
-Christo
ZA
Grandmasta z.DaWGg
I’m doing relatively well, except for another bout of painful arthritis in my ankle. Being immobile really sucks for me, especially since my job involves walking around a lot.
Sorry I can’t offer any special prizes tonight. However, I will invite y’all to my new house when I move in this summer.
Oh yeah, my email address has changed again…it is now zarocks@cox.net , so change your address books accordingly. One of these days I’ll try to get my original Multiverse email address back up and running. Until then, we’ll have to use this address.
This summer I don’t have too many plans…mainly just prepare for the big move and get things started on the right track once again. As long as no giant squids harass me in my dreams, or the squid costume comes to envelop my right arm I’m in fairly good shape.
Our new band has started. We need to start recording. Probably once we get settled in the new house with a dedicated ‘band room’
Gaming continues to live on…just not to the extent that I used to back in the HS days. Most of us have lives now J
…of course spontaneous bouts of unusual erratic behavior are always welcome. Just please, no gambling. Or strip poker. Well…that depends actually!
Seeya all around!
-Christo
ZA
Grandmasta z.DaWGg
Tuesday, March 2, 2004
State of the Palace 3/2/04
It’s been awhile since I’ve sent anything related to Cyberpalace, MVG, etc. Then again, there haven’t been any major changes recently. Wonderfull.
I just wanted to check in with everyone and inform what’s all going on with myself. Even though I’ve already spoken with a couple about the current ongoings, this way everyone knows.
I will be moving to 4303 Albertly probably late Spring (June-ish). This will be the first time living on my own. I plan to have a bedroom dedicated to computer-related activities. The final plan calls for 8 systems/monitors.
I have some big ideas for the house but everything depends on my financial situation at the time.
I plan to have a full-time band once I get settled in. I won’t actively pursue members until I have the instruments/recording studio all set up in my basement.
My health is improving. I still have a lot of personal goals which are still very far-off right now. I expect to spend 3-5 days/wk at the gym, and a couple hours each day dedicated to treatment.
One of my goals will be to recruit Cleveland-area gamers for LAN parties and such.
I am still working at 6am 4-5 days per week. The rink hours are negligible anymore, and I plan on “retiring” in about a month or so. Therefore, I take afternoon naps which stretch into the evening often J My oxygen levels are still not optimal, especially when sedate (which may explain the whole SchleepyZa thing J but anyways…
The next 3 months or so will be interesting. I expect things to get moderately stressful. My job situation is a little shaky, as we’re going through re-alignment and many are losing their jobs. I will be switching to a new position within a few weeks, but at this time I’m a little anxious and waiting to see what happens.
Eye is a letter.
Yum.
Good luck, Have fun
-Chris
I just wanted to check in with everyone and inform what’s all going on with myself. Even though I’ve already spoken with a couple about the current ongoings, this way everyone knows.
I will be moving to 4303 Albertly probably late Spring (June-ish). This will be the first time living on my own. I plan to have a bedroom dedicated to computer-related activities. The final plan calls for 8 systems/monitors.
I have some big ideas for the house but everything depends on my financial situation at the time.
I plan to have a full-time band once I get settled in. I won’t actively pursue members until I have the instruments/recording studio all set up in my basement.
My health is improving. I still have a lot of personal goals which are still very far-off right now. I expect to spend 3-5 days/wk at the gym, and a couple hours each day dedicated to treatment.
One of my goals will be to recruit Cleveland-area gamers for LAN parties and such.
I am still working at 6am 4-5 days per week. The rink hours are negligible anymore, and I plan on “retiring” in about a month or so. Therefore, I take afternoon naps which stretch into the evening often J My oxygen levels are still not optimal, especially when sedate (which may explain the whole SchleepyZa thing J but anyways…
The next 3 months or so will be interesting. I expect things to get moderately stressful. My job situation is a little shaky, as we’re going through re-alignment and many are losing their jobs. I will be switching to a new position within a few weeks, but at this time I’m a little anxious and waiting to see what happens.
Eye is a letter.
Yum.
Good luck, Have fun
-Chris
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
MERRY XMAS from ZAZAZAZA!!!!
Greetings creatures great and small...
It's been quite some time since I have created a publication to the ZA Distribution List. Some people may have thought I was devoured by some giant Sea Monster...these rumors are untrue.
I have married a princess and am currently living in a far away land where the deer and antelope play.
I swear the above statements are false. It isn't even a FAT princess!
Right now I am on the 30 lbs. in 30 days plan. It is working out quite well...
I meant GAINING 30 lbs! Yes, this can be done. And yes, it can have desirable effects.
Oh yeah, I wanted to make mention of the upcoming Christmas holiday! Everyone should have a wonderful time with family and friends (and pets too!). I hope everyone gets all the gifts they requested. Santa appears to have a good outlook on everyone's lives this year!
I'm moving out this spring. This should be exciting and will include many ZaFest gatherings and such.
ZaFest? Wow, I don't think I've used that term in awhile. Maybe I should. We usually still eat P. Jay's Pizza. Tastes Great!
I feel deprived. I haven't seen the final Lord of the Rings episode yet. Should I be worried about something?
Some of you have graduated college this year. Others are finishing up in the spring. Congratulations to all! (I hope the future looks bright and shiny!)
According to the current schedule, I should be receiving my degree in futility sometime between 2013 and 2016.
Did I mention I cannot wait to move out??? Did I mention my down payment is going to be quite large and can be symboized by a giant hammer? Did I mention my 3 children want me to go outside and build a snowman? But there's no snow?
Forget about that 3 children deal...I think I have to wait until I receive my Degree of Futility.
Did anyone ever think maybe I had Mad Cow? Perhaps you should start wondering...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Everyone has a fun, safe, eventful, exciting and otherwise happy holidays!
Be sure to drop a line or visit or call or enlighten me in any other way!
-Chris A. Czaplicki
aka ZA
aka Grandmasta Z.DaWGg
aka Chris C C Zando Cookie and my dog Taffy Apple Pants
aka Bokkesyngdoh
aka Cluckie Chicken! That's me!
It's been quite some time since I have created a publication to the ZA Distribution List. Some people may have thought I was devoured by some giant Sea Monster...these rumors are untrue.
I have married a princess and am currently living in a far away land where the deer and antelope play.
I swear the above statements are false. It isn't even a FAT princess!
Right now I am on the 30 lbs. in 30 days plan. It is working out quite well...
I meant GAINING 30 lbs! Yes, this can be done. And yes, it can have desirable effects.
Oh yeah, I wanted to make mention of the upcoming Christmas holiday! Everyone should have a wonderful time with family and friends (and pets too!). I hope everyone gets all the gifts they requested. Santa appears to have a good outlook on everyone's lives this year!
I'm moving out this spring. This should be exciting and will include many ZaFest gatherings and such.
ZaFest? Wow, I don't think I've used that term in awhile. Maybe I should. We usually still eat P. Jay's Pizza. Tastes Great!
I feel deprived. I haven't seen the final Lord of the Rings episode yet. Should I be worried about something?
Some of you have graduated college this year. Others are finishing up in the spring. Congratulations to all! (I hope the future looks bright and shiny!)
According to the current schedule, I should be receiving my degree in futility sometime between 2013 and 2016.
Did I mention I cannot wait to move out??? Did I mention my down payment is going to be quite large and can be symboized by a giant hammer? Did I mention my 3 children want me to go outside and build a snowman? But there's no snow?
Forget about that 3 children deal...I think I have to wait until I receive my Degree of Futility.
Did anyone ever think maybe I had Mad Cow? Perhaps you should start wondering...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Everyone has a fun, safe, eventful, exciting and otherwise happy holidays!
Be sure to drop a line or visit or call or enlighten me in any other way!
-Chris A. Czaplicki
aka ZA
aka Grandmasta Z.DaWGg
aka Chris C C Zando Cookie and my dog Taffy Apple Pants
aka Bokkesyngdoh
aka Cluckie Chicken! That's me!
Tuesday, September 11, 2001
Ok...this was uncalled for...
There ain't that much I can say that everyone doesn't know already...today was a very tragic day in American history. I don't think words can really describe the horrible act of violence witnessed in our country today.
We can go on and on trying to find solutions. Todays actions prove that even our national megapower has it's own weaknesses. We aren't invincible, no matter how technologically advanced we may think we can be. In fact, we have many weaknesses. I hesitate to say that our country is a "time bomb", but the sad truth is that even the simplest of problems can sometime bring our great nation to it's knees. Our economy is finding itself in a world of hurt right now...although probably the least of our concerns right now...
I have never experienced such an extreme tragedy in my lifetime...at least that I am conscious of at this time. If nothing else, we can see it as a "wake up call" to all those who still believe that we're invincible. We learned when Shakespeare wrote "Security is mortals' chiefest enemy".
Anything can happen at any time.
Our country is fairly peaceful. You don't see too many acts of violence in everyday life, but many times in the news we hear about violence in the city and stuff. It really makes you wonder why we're killing ourselves. Disarm yourselves. Give peace a chance.
In memory of all those who have perished this morning; the passengers and the pilots on the USAir and AA flights, the workers in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and all the innocent bystanders. Our prayers go out to the friends and families of the deceased. Send this to five people to show your support. DONT BREAK IT
-Chris
We can go on and on trying to find solutions. Todays actions prove that even our national megapower has it's own weaknesses. We aren't invincible, no matter how technologically advanced we may think we can be. In fact, we have many weaknesses. I hesitate to say that our country is a "time bomb", but the sad truth is that even the simplest of problems can sometime bring our great nation to it's knees. Our economy is finding itself in a world of hurt right now...although probably the least of our concerns right now...
I have never experienced such an extreme tragedy in my lifetime...at least that I am conscious of at this time. If nothing else, we can see it as a "wake up call" to all those who still believe that we're invincible. We learned when Shakespeare wrote "Security is mortals' chiefest enemy".
Anything can happen at any time.
Our country is fairly peaceful. You don't see too many acts of violence in everyday life, but many times in the news we hear about violence in the city and stuff. It really makes you wonder why we're killing ourselves. Disarm yourselves. Give peace a chance.
In memory of all those who have perished this morning; the passengers and the pilots on the USAir and AA flights, the workers in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and all the innocent bystanders. Our prayers go out to the friends and families of the deceased. Send this to five people to show your support. DONT BREAK IT
-Chris
Sunday, September 9, 2001
ZA Report September 9, 2001
Ah yessss....another ZA e-mail in as many days! Here it goes:
What is a chocobo?
-Chocobos are really large chickens that you can ride around on. Some are built for racing and others stay on a farm for transport. Most believe that chocobos are the safest method of transportation.
What is a fat chocobo?
-One in 16 chocobos are fat. The fall to the ground and crush anything underneath. Very useful when someone is trying to bite your ear off.
What's up with Alena these days?
-Princess Alena is set to be coronated as queen of Alexandria in 3 days, following the unfortunate death of Queen Brahne. Cristo is in shambles, since the new queen will be unable to talk to mere commoners. His undying love for such a beautiful girl will have to end.
So what is Cristo up to then?
-Not much. Trying to avoid the charms of Mara the child prodigy. She's only 6 for god's sake!
What's new at the rink?
-Watching old videos of Cristo and Alena
What's new at the Za Shack?
-Downloading videos of Cristo and Alena
What videos did they appear in?
-U2 Elevation, Linkin Park - In the End, Metallica - Enter Sandman, and a random Japanese Coca Cola commercial
What's the weirdest thing about this e-mail?
-Everything I wrote is 100% TRUE. Find out for yourself, or come to the next ZaFest to find the answers!
-Chris(to) -- it makes sense, doesn't it?
What is a chocobo?
-Chocobos are really large chickens that you can ride around on. Some are built for racing and others stay on a farm for transport. Most believe that chocobos are the safest method of transportation.
What is a fat chocobo?
-One in 16 chocobos are fat. The fall to the ground and crush anything underneath. Very useful when someone is trying to bite your ear off.
What's up with Alena these days?
-Princess Alena is set to be coronated as queen of Alexandria in 3 days, following the unfortunate death of Queen Brahne. Cristo is in shambles, since the new queen will be unable to talk to mere commoners. His undying love for such a beautiful girl will have to end.
So what is Cristo up to then?
-Not much. Trying to avoid the charms of Mara the child prodigy. She's only 6 for god's sake!
What's new at the rink?
-Watching old videos of Cristo and Alena
What's new at the Za Shack?
-Downloading videos of Cristo and Alena
What videos did they appear in?
-U2 Elevation, Linkin Park - In the End, Metallica - Enter Sandman, and a random Japanese Coca Cola commercial
What's the weirdest thing about this e-mail?
-Everything I wrote is 100% TRUE. Find out for yourself, or come to the next ZaFest to find the answers!
-Chris(to) -- it makes sense, doesn't it?
Friday, September 7, 2001
ZA Report Septermer 7, 2001
The E-ZA Weekly has temporarily been renamed the E-ZA Report. I have been threatened for gimmick infringement by the Penguin Weekly so I fear I will lose my court battle if I insist. Also, the new name sounds more professional anyways.
What's new in the Life of Za?
-Not much, as usual. This week saw the return of Eddie to Cleveland, which offered a nice change of pace. A few mini-fests here and there, ended with a very syrup-filled pancake dinner at Denny's. MMmmmm.... Does it get any better than that? In a word, NO!
-I also started the rink last week, and I have to say that I'm glad to be back! I just received my first paycheck today and although it was very tiny
($72) it's what I really need right now.
-I got a haircut earlier today.
Do you have any new hobbies?
-Well, besides picking up guitar in the past month, I've been doing much of the usual. Magic, Diablo and the occasional social outlets that no one else knows about :) I'm talking about dreams! Don't ask what they are about...I don't really remember many details...except most of them were good. Forget that, actually. I am considering 'Job Interviews' as a full-time hobby as well :) I've sure been to enough of them!
What do you think about all this new music?
-Glad you asked. I have to thank Joe and Alex for getting me into all this new cool 'modern' rock that's been filling the airwaves. I really like a lot of it. So much of the new music is upbeat and intelligent. (well, about as intelligent as music can get in this day in age). I could give a full list of great new songs to download, but I'll leave that up to my fellow colleagues for that.
What is the best thing that happened to you in the last couple weeks?
-Good things always happen to me...even though they don't appear to be. I always try to take any situation (even if it appears to be horrible) and turn it around to have some sorta positive meaning. Alas, I was unable to do this recently :) I did get my Static IP address FINALLY. I did get my first paycheck in 4 months. I got to see Eddie FINALLY and got to hang out with a lot of friends I haven't seen in awhile. I got to spend a great day down in Akron with Joe and seen him make the Top 8 of the Magic Pro Qualifier. I've been doing very well with my guitar. I found some great items in Diablo 2. And...I get to bother everyone on Instant Messenger!
What's the worst thing that happened to you in the last couple weeks?
-I had to clean plexiglass at the rink for about 2 1/2 hours last Thursday.
My hands smelt like cat urine afterwards from the herendous smell of the cleaner. Uncle Ralphie should have paid me double for that. Boo.
What is one thing you want to accomplish in the next couple weeks?
-Beat Final Fantasy 9 already! I've had the game since last November but I put it on the shelf after experiencing a breakdown in personal interests.
I'll have to find time some way or other!!!
What is the funniest thing that happened in the past couple weeks.
-The Lev conversation. 'nuff said!
What changes/enhancements will the Za Shack see in the near future?
-Nothing is planned yet. The fall/winter arrangement is near full completion, although I will make some minor adjustments, most likely. I'm satisfied with everything for now. I have very few dollars to do many things right now. And until I learn how to spruce stuff up for free, things will remain the same for now.
What about all these job interviews/resumes you've been having?
-It doesn't bother me anymore. Which is very nice, since I've been turned down so many times that I really have no reason to worry. I just don't get my hopes up as much as I did anymore. But it still doesn't keep me from trying, and if something comes along in the meantime, I'll *POUNCE* on the opportunity!
You are such a hermit. Get out of your hole in the ground.
-As much as I would like to, I really don't have too many options right now.
If you have any ideas, let me know -- I'd be glad to find stuff to do once in awhile!
Life sucks...how can you possibly be positive about stuff all the time?
-Let's put it this way. Even if you hate your situation just *pretend* it's the coolest thing ever. Eventually you'll start to believe it. And that's when nothing can deceive you.
Nothing can deceive you, eh?
-Ok, maybe I'm naive but at least I admit it up front. I can look at anything straight in the eye and understand.
What keeps you going all this time?
-Colon Blow. And racing Chocobos too.
What's new in the Life of Za?
-Not much, as usual. This week saw the return of Eddie to Cleveland, which offered a nice change of pace. A few mini-fests here and there, ended with a very syrup-filled pancake dinner at Denny's. MMmmmm.... Does it get any better than that? In a word, NO!
-I also started the rink last week, and I have to say that I'm glad to be back! I just received my first paycheck today and although it was very tiny
($72) it's what I really need right now.
-I got a haircut earlier today.
Do you have any new hobbies?
-Well, besides picking up guitar in the past month, I've been doing much of the usual. Magic, Diablo and the occasional social outlets that no one else knows about :) I'm talking about dreams! Don't ask what they are about...I don't really remember many details...except most of them were good. Forget that, actually. I am considering 'Job Interviews' as a full-time hobby as well :) I've sure been to enough of them!
What do you think about all this new music?
-Glad you asked. I have to thank Joe and Alex for getting me into all this new cool 'modern' rock that's been filling the airwaves. I really like a lot of it. So much of the new music is upbeat and intelligent. (well, about as intelligent as music can get in this day in age). I could give a full list of great new songs to download, but I'll leave that up to my fellow colleagues for that.
What is the best thing that happened to you in the last couple weeks?
-Good things always happen to me...even though they don't appear to be. I always try to take any situation (even if it appears to be horrible) and turn it around to have some sorta positive meaning. Alas, I was unable to do this recently :) I did get my Static IP address FINALLY. I did get my first paycheck in 4 months. I got to see Eddie FINALLY and got to hang out with a lot of friends I haven't seen in awhile. I got to spend a great day down in Akron with Joe and seen him make the Top 8 of the Magic Pro Qualifier. I've been doing very well with my guitar. I found some great items in Diablo 2. And...I get to bother everyone on Instant Messenger!
What's the worst thing that happened to you in the last couple weeks?
-I had to clean plexiglass at the rink for about 2 1/2 hours last Thursday.
My hands smelt like cat urine afterwards from the herendous smell of the cleaner. Uncle Ralphie should have paid me double for that. Boo.
What is one thing you want to accomplish in the next couple weeks?
-Beat Final Fantasy 9 already! I've had the game since last November but I put it on the shelf after experiencing a breakdown in personal interests.
I'll have to find time some way or other!!!
What is the funniest thing that happened in the past couple weeks.
-The Lev conversation. 'nuff said!
What changes/enhancements will the Za Shack see in the near future?
-Nothing is planned yet. The fall/winter arrangement is near full completion, although I will make some minor adjustments, most likely. I'm satisfied with everything for now. I have very few dollars to do many things right now. And until I learn how to spruce stuff up for free, things will remain the same for now.
What about all these job interviews/resumes you've been having?
-It doesn't bother me anymore. Which is very nice, since I've been turned down so many times that I really have no reason to worry. I just don't get my hopes up as much as I did anymore. But it still doesn't keep me from trying, and if something comes along in the meantime, I'll *POUNCE* on the opportunity!
You are such a hermit. Get out of your hole in the ground.
-As much as I would like to, I really don't have too many options right now.
If you have any ideas, let me know -- I'd be glad to find stuff to do once in awhile!
Life sucks...how can you possibly be positive about stuff all the time?
-Let's put it this way. Even if you hate your situation just *pretend* it's the coolest thing ever. Eventually you'll start to believe it. And that's when nothing can deceive you.
Nothing can deceive you, eh?
-Ok, maybe I'm naive but at least I admit it up front. I can look at anything straight in the eye and understand.
What keeps you going all this time?
-Colon Blow. And racing Chocobos too.
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