E-ZA 5/22/00

No, ZA has not gone on hiatus for the last 6 months...just that work

> school has bogged down on the life of ZA so much that I have fallen
> into the arms of Morpheus (fell asleep) before any coherent thoughts
> could be manifested on this electronic media. (Is this a run-on
> sentence?)
>
> So I think it's fitting and proper to update everyone on my status.
> I'll try to summarize everything in the next few points:
>
> -ZA has a master plan for CyberPalace, a Gamers League to be
> transformed into a Cybercafe/Gaming Center in the future -ZA is
> looking for a full-time computer tech job by the end of summer -If
> this is achieved, ZA will look for shelter -This shelter shall have
> more value and prestige than a cardboard box (to what degree remains
> to be seen :) -Upon achieving shelter, ZA will open business selling
> computers on ebay, etc.
> -ZA will truncate his summer "Senior Grass" job in favor of MORE TIME
> OFF - This means MORE ZA MORE OF THE TIME!!!
> -ZA is still working downtown and feels it is a GREAT EXPERIENCE!!!
> -ZA will have 8 computers in the ZA Shack during the summer!!!
> -ZA will eat P.Jay's ZA for the rest of his life!!!
> -ZA will constantly make fun of Balex for his Double Takes of someone
> we all know & love :) -Einhorn is NO LONGER laid to rest!
>
> And now some news bits of what is happening in the ZA Community!
>
> -Alex has been banned from saying "Head Shot", "Multi-Kill" or
> "Ultra-Kill"
> -Mazzola has been banned from looking BAKED at the ZA Shack -Nally has
> been BANNED from ripping DVD's on CPU1 -We will all watch SNL
> w/undivided attention at Saturday's ZaFests -Joegag must vow to keep
> large cakes of dust from clustering on his CPU fan, causing his
> computer to overheat and do weird things!
> -YOU ALL are banned from STREET LANGUAGE!
> -YOU ALL are banned from GAMBLING!
> -YOU ALL must pronunciate ASS SWEAT as two (2) words, not as one (1)
> solitary word. ASS SWEAT is NOT A COMPOUND WORD!!!
> -Nally will invite us ALL to his totally awesome FORT for exciting
> games of Capture the Flag!
> -Balex will have his Graduation Party June 17 - BE SURE TO BRING
> ROSARIES AND BIBLES!
> -Balex will NOT make any harmful threat or gesture to ZA for the
> previous comment!
> -There will be NO QUESTIONABLE ACTIONS on the couch! This includes
> lactating, ass sweating, or PDA's -All SNL flicks on CP_SERVER will be
> viewed in MODERATION!
> -ZA will order ZA all day long!
>
> In addition, ZA has been banned from the following during ZaFests:
> -Running around like a lunatic w/a Giant Squid Costume -Reviving the
> big red DIARY!
> -Placing 6-8 pillows in his "BIG BOY" shirt in an attempt to win a
> certain "card game"
> -Impersonating Coolio, Notorious BIG, Tarzan, the Unabomber or even
> the members of TOO COOL -Attempting to browse the website
> www.clownpenis.fart -Impersonating certain musical artists (This goes
> for others as
> well...:)
> -Spraying 20 yr-old anti-odor spray or going crazy w/Talc powder
> -Giving away prizes that could quite possibly resemble something found
> at Ambiance -Making references to anything that is "detatchable"
>
> These lists are not all-inclusive, and may be revised at any time when
> deemed necessary. (Hmm...where else have we heard that?)
>
> Well, I've had yet another fun & exciting time w/y'all this evening!
>
> Hope to see ya or hear from y'all soon!
>
> Regards & ZA,
> -ZA

ZA Happenings - Week of Easter Vacation!

Ok, the buck stops here...it is now time to reveal the schedule of Za happenings for the week of April 23, 2000

And here it goes...

Wednesday - 6:00pm-? Regular ZaFest (computers, etc.) no biggie, but this is obviously going to be quite a blast.

Friday - 6:00pm-6:00am - The ALL-OUT CyberPalace spectacular! Come one come all to the event of the new millenium! It doesn't get any better than this, as hardcore gamers, great and small join once again in an epic battle for the crown of CyberGamer or the month! That's right, whoever can be the deadliest fragger will receive a complimentary prize of Za Bucks, and an invitation to Cyberfest 2000 Beta! Much fun will be had by all, so be sure to be there -- or be squashed by Janet Reno!

Ok...the first aspect of CyberPalace I will like help with is the games reviews. I would like to start these reviews next week, if everything goes right...I need some GOOD, ENTHUSIASTIC and ORIGINAL writers out there, who can give fair reviews on the latest PC games. If you have any ideas, let me know ASAP!

Once I receive a review, I will edit and post it up on my mtg-palace.com web page. When I get enough, I will go public with it, and start the great barrage or advertising...this will be very fun, so let's rock!

Also on Wed/Fri, I plan to do more discussing of CyberPalace in general, so get your thinking caps prepared, 'cause the CEO will definitely be wanting lots of suggestions and plans!

If you have anything immediate or really want to tell me, e-mail me back!!!
I will be out of my office (the ZA shack) until Wednesday, so I will be unable to take any phone calls during this time period.

Thanx4Za!!!
-Chris "The ZA Meister" Czaplicki
CEO, Founder, Owner: MTG-Palace.COM, CyberPalace, ZA Microsystems, ZA Enterprises, ZA Rocks (1-800-ZA-ROCKS), ZA Movie Studios, ZA Costumes & More, ZA Sound Solutions, ZA Games & more Games, ZA Golf Academy, ZA Network Consulting, ZA MP3 Rippin' Machine!

WaaaazzzZAaap!

Ok, I will now bother everyone with my delightful schedule for the week of Easter Break...hopefully my cruelly busy schedule can accomodate some ZaFesting. Let's take a look...

Monday 24 - Work 9-5:30, School 6-9 (no chance in hell) Tuesday 25 - Work 7-3, School 6-9 (no chance in hell) Wednesday 26 - Work 9-5 (ZAFEST AFTER WORK BABY!!!) Thursday 27 - Work 7-3, School 6-9 (no chance in hell) Friday 28 - Work 9-6 (ZAFEST AFTER WORK BABY!!!) Saturday 29 - Work 4-11 (no chance in hell) Sunday 30 - Work 11-4 (will I still be awake at this time?)

Ok, so that's pretty much my schedule as it stands for right now...I'm working 55 hours (phew) and have 3 nights of school, so I deserve some kind of enjoyment while I can :)

Anyways, next week is my last week at the rink, then I move over to Senior Grass cutting alternate days. Here is how my tentative schedule will look beginning May 1:

Monday, Wednesday, Friday - Work 9-5
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday - Work 7-3

Hopefully 48 hours/wk won't be too much of a burden -- this will also accomodate any evening social gatherings that may take place...

Not to mention the financial benefits are very appealing, and will help continue the legacy of Cyber Palace!

ZA had something terrible happen...

It all happened this evening...

ZA was writing the greatest E-ZA in the history of the entire world...

ZA was just getting ready to hit the send button...

Some salt got into a transformer on a Telephone pole on Snow Road

POOF!!! All the power went out just like that...

ZA is PISSED

This is a day to feel sorry for ZA because of this untimely event

But that's ok because we all know that FRIDAY is ZA's Favorite day at the Ice Rink!

And We all know that SATURDAY is the ZA FEST!!!!!!!!

6:00pm is the STARTING TIME!!!

BE THERE FOR IT OR FACE THE WRATH of STINK!!!!!