E-ZA 5/22/00

No, ZA has not gone on hiatus for the last 6 months...just that work

> school has bogged down on the life of ZA so much that I have fallen
> into the arms of Morpheus (fell asleep) before any coherent thoughts
> could be manifested on this electronic media. (Is this a run-on
> sentence?)
>
> So I think it's fitting and proper to update everyone on my status.
> I'll try to summarize everything in the next few points:
>
> -ZA has a master plan for CyberPalace, a Gamers League to be
> transformed into a Cybercafe/Gaming Center in the future -ZA is
> looking for a full-time computer tech job by the end of summer -If
> this is achieved, ZA will look for shelter -This shelter shall have
> more value and prestige than a cardboard box (to what degree remains
> to be seen :) -Upon achieving shelter, ZA will open business selling
> computers on ebay, etc.
> -ZA will truncate his summer "Senior Grass" job in favor of MORE TIME
> OFF - This means MORE ZA MORE OF THE TIME!!!
> -ZA is still working downtown and feels it is a GREAT EXPERIENCE!!!
> -ZA will have 8 computers in the ZA Shack during the summer!!!
> -ZA will eat P.Jay's ZA for the rest of his life!!!
> -ZA will constantly make fun of Balex for his Double Takes of someone
> we all know & love :) -Einhorn is NO LONGER laid to rest!
>
> And now some news bits of what is happening in the ZA Community!
>
> -Alex has been banned from saying "Head Shot", "Multi-Kill" or
> "Ultra-Kill"
> -Mazzola has been banned from looking BAKED at the ZA Shack -Nally has
> been BANNED from ripping DVD's on CPU1 -We will all watch SNL
> w/undivided attention at Saturday's ZaFests -Joegag must vow to keep
> large cakes of dust from clustering on his CPU fan, causing his
> computer to overheat and do weird things!
> -YOU ALL are banned from STREET LANGUAGE!
> -YOU ALL are banned from GAMBLING!
> -YOU ALL must pronunciate ASS SWEAT as two (2) words, not as one (1)
> solitary word. ASS SWEAT is NOT A COMPOUND WORD!!!
> -Nally will invite us ALL to his totally awesome FORT for exciting
> games of Capture the Flag!
> -Balex will have his Graduation Party June 17 - BE SURE TO BRING
> ROSARIES AND BIBLES!
> -Balex will NOT make any harmful threat or gesture to ZA for the
> previous comment!
> -There will be NO QUESTIONABLE ACTIONS on the couch! This includes
> lactating, ass sweating, or PDA's -All SNL flicks on CP_SERVER will be
> viewed in MODERATION!
> -ZA will order ZA all day long!
>
> In addition, ZA has been banned from the following during ZaFests:
> -Running around like a lunatic w/a Giant Squid Costume -Reviving the
> big red DIARY!
> -Placing 6-8 pillows in his "BIG BOY" shirt in an attempt to win a
> certain "card game"
> -Impersonating Coolio, Notorious BIG, Tarzan, the Unabomber or even
> the members of TOO COOL -Attempting to browse the website
> www.clownpenis.fart -Impersonating certain musical artists (This goes
> for others as
> well...:)
> -Spraying 20 yr-old anti-odor spray or going crazy w/Talc powder
> -Giving away prizes that could quite possibly resemble something found
> at Ambiance -Making references to anything that is "detatchable"
>
> These lists are not all-inclusive, and may be revised at any time when
> deemed necessary. (Hmm...where else have we heard that?)
>
> Well, I've had yet another fun & exciting time w/y'all this evening!
>
> Hope to see ya or hear from y'all soon!
>
> Regards & ZA,
> -ZA