MERRY XMAS from ZAZAZAZA!!!!

Greetings creatures great and small...

It's been quite some time since I have created a publication to the ZA Distribution List. Some people may have thought I was devoured by some giant Sea Monster...these rumors are untrue.

I have married a princess and am currently living in a far away land where the deer and antelope play.
I swear the above statements are false. It isn't even a FAT princess!

Right now I am on the 30 lbs. in 30 days plan. It is working out quite well...
I meant GAINING 30 lbs! Yes, this can be done. And yes, it can have desirable effects.

Oh yeah, I wanted to make mention of the upcoming Christmas holiday! Everyone should have a wonderful time with family and friends (and pets too!). I hope everyone gets all the gifts they requested. Santa appears to have a good outlook on everyone's lives this year!

I'm moving out this spring. This should be exciting and will include many ZaFest gatherings and such.

ZaFest? Wow, I don't think I've used that term in awhile. Maybe I should. We usually still eat P. Jay's Pizza. Tastes Great!

I feel deprived. I haven't seen the final Lord of the Rings episode yet. Should I be worried about something?

Some of you have graduated college this year. Others are finishing up in the spring. Congratulations to all! (I hope the future looks bright and shiny!)

According to the current schedule, I should be receiving my degree in futility sometime between 2013 and 2016.

Did I mention I cannot wait to move out??? Did I mention my down payment is going to be quite large and can be symboized by a giant hammer? Did I mention my 3 children want me to go outside and build a snowman? But there's no snow?

Forget about that 3 children deal...I think I have to wait until I receive my Degree of Futility.

Did anyone ever think maybe I had Mad Cow? Perhaps you should start wondering...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Everyone has a fun, safe, eventful, exciting and otherwise happy holidays!

Be sure to drop a line or visit or call or enlighten me in any other way!
-Chris A. Czaplicki
aka ZA
aka Grandmasta Z.DaWGg
aka Chris C C Zando Cookie and my dog Taffy Apple Pants
aka Bokkesyngdoh
aka Cluckie Chicken! That's me!