What else is going on?

Ok, fine...I'm not gonna limit myself to song titles for the subject line of
my e-mails...sorry if anyone was bothered by that -- it just seems more
practical to head some messages with something that actually makes some
sorta sense, ya know?

Now since that subject is out of the way, I can now focus on better things.
Things like -- acting like a monkey boy, flinging poo at people's houses,
and of course my favorite -- terrorizing little children with my oversized
pair of electric scissors. Those types of things make my day all the time,
but there are other things that can claim to do the same for me. Too many
things to explain here but of course one of 'em has gotta be the nice
weather we're having around here!

Hrmm...you may be asking yourself: "What else is going on in the Life of ZA
that he hasn't discussed in his 300 e-mails in the past month?" Well, I
hate to let you down, but I'm sorry to say that not much has occurred that
my loyal readers don't know about already. I don't claim to be hero or a
savior -- forget what you know. But of course the anticipation awaits my
new job and the coming of the Easter season. Woooohooooo! Right now that's
everything I need to stay happy right about now -- take everything away from
me except that and I won't care. I'm sorry but I won't go out and mimic St.
Francis and have intercourse with snow (if you don't know what I'm talking
about: more power to you!)

I'm also excited since the camper will be opening up in about another 2
weeks, and I can't wait to spend some time down there in the arms of nature.
I was just explaining to someone today how great it is down there -- and yet
I only went camping twice last summer. Hmm...I'll definitely want to spend
more time down there I think. Good times and great tastes. And there's no
golden arches for miles :)

What else is up? Oooh let's see -- I learned my dog likes to chew ice
cubes. Umm...I got stopped by a cop for speeding (39 in 25) but of course
the ZA Meister knows everyone in Parma so no problem there. I guess I
witnessed a big party across my street (and the aftermath...). What's your
name? Who's your daddy? Oh yeah -- I almost forgot to mention I have
experienced pain in my left ankle for the past week or so. Nothing a little
ice won't cure... I ate at Burger King a couple times. That's about it.

Hopefully I'll be getting the call tomorrow officially confirming my
employment with PC On Call. Once everything gets sorted out I think you'll
be reading yet ANOTHER fun and exciting e-mail from me :) Coolness!

-Chris A. Czaplicki