Stuff that is Really Annoying

I really don't know who got to read my previous e-mail last night, but I am
sorry to inform y'all that I failed to get my little problem resolved today
(a little miscommunication, that's all)-- but there's always Monday so
things will be good then.

So anyways, I was all prepared to write my massive, epic story which will
have to wait for a couple more days. Oh well, I guess I'll have to write
something else instead. But what??? Is it time for more craziness and
insanity? It sure is!!!

So strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride! And I promise I won't crash into
a wall at 180 mph either...

TODAY'S TOPIC: STUFF THAT IS REALLY ANNOYING
So now I get to sit down and analyze stuff that annoys me a lot. May have
some intersting results here. We shall see:

-Shopping carts with a dysfunctional 4th wheel that never goes straight
-A chair that has a short leg and you're always sitting crooked
-A toilet seat with rubber or leather padding (you might not understand that
one)
-Caffeine free soda
-Really ugly cars that look like Mars Rovers
-Any music by Citizen King
-Blue screens of death, general protection faults and scandisk
-6 lawn chairs in your basement office for no apparent reason
-People who whine and bitch all the time (pessimists)
-Canned air pointed directly at you
-When duct tape "doesn't work"
-When animals attack
-Q104's music mix
-The stupid washing macine being in operation when you're taking a shower
-When your lawnmower runs out of gas
-You prepare yourself a bowl of cereal and -NO MILK-
-You prepare yourself a chicken sandwich and -NO BUNS-
-The conversion from "regular-mouth" to "wide-mouth" tops on Pepsi cans
-Any commercials on TV for Six Flags and how many millions of dollars
they've spent on the park this year
-Driving in rain after leaving the windows down all day during a
thunderstorm
-Anonymous e-mails advertising the underground sale of Viagra
-A car that stalls in the onramp of I-480
-Paying repair costs for that car
-And buying ZA for everyone involved in repairing the car (actually, that's
a GOOD thing)
-Speaking of ZA -- ZA that is either too greasy, or whose cheese is
unequally distributed because of excessive inertia when in transit to the ZA
shack.

I don't feel like writing anymore -- need to get up at 5:30am for werk
tomorrow and it's time for schleep :)

-Chris