Andariel is an evil villain that looks really funny. I have a picture of her posted at http://www.cyberpalace.cc/zaonline/andariel.jpg She is very scary. Fortunately I have only had to confront her 3 or 4 times, which is few compared to others who cannot escape her grasp. Others just run away like a little pansy. Dude, that's just wrong :)
So what could be worse than that? Well, let's see. I can think of only a few, but I think you will all agree with me here...
10) Being trapped in a car with the radio on a continuous playlist of Godsmack's "Bad Religion", Godsmack's "Voodoo", Creed's "Higher" and "With Arms Wide Open", and anything by the Dave Matthews Band. Oh yeah -- if you turn the radio off you will only be able to hear the ambient background noise of Cher's "Believe"
9) Having any of those above songs stuck in your head because you've heard them 500 bazillion times and want to get a Lobotomy.
8) Being stuck at the top of the tree, with a fearsome grizzly bear awaiting you at the bottom, while 100,000 sabre ants on a mission simultaneously decide they need to make the tree their new home.
7) An evening with any (or all) of the 4 hip gals from the Moulin Rouge, except MAYBE Mya...who has some redeeming qualities. Ok, maybe not. Forget I even said that. I'd rather rip my nose off with a can opener. I'd rather bob for apples in a sewer.
6) Being locked in a cell where ZA goes completely insane and starts playing the Electric Chocobo theme on the keyboard for HOURS and HOURS and HOURS on end. Then, when you didn't think it could get ANY worse, I transmute into a hot dog and eat myself.
5) Working at the rink on Friday night with hundreds of junior high girls wearing skimpy outfits that make Jennifer Lopez look like a schoolgirl.
While the boys continuously throw toilet paper wads on the ceiling, and punch the fire extinguisher glass.
4) While with Alex, someone unknowingly says any of the following words:
Miracle whip, horsey sauce, heinz tomato ketchup, joyride, belt, mullet, Alanis Morisette, Louis Farukkhan, batman, superman, Milburn.
3) Wearing a right-handed baseball glove when left-handed. Eventually, you will pay for your misjudgments.
2) Sitting through an 8-hour lecture presented by Mr. Hicks, Mr. Maris, Mr.
Kasper and Mr. Peepers.
---and finally---
1) Having a camera pointed at you when you're bracing yourself on the toilet...especially when you're only 4 years old and have no idea what's about to happen to that picture 16 years later. UUUUgh!
Yeah that was fun, now i need schleep!
-Chris
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