Can humans hibernate?

Can humans hibernate? I have no clue...so why do I ask? I dunno. Right
now I feel like hibernating. You remember that saying, "I'm so pooped I'm
too pooped to poop?" Well...I guess that's how I feel right now. It's
probably not all because lack of sleep (or schleep, if you prefer) --
there's gotta be something wrong with me right now -- I just feel absolutely
lethargic, sore, and worn down. Why? Crazier things have happened to me
before.

I guess in this putrid state I am in, one thing is still cool -- I CAN STILL
TYPE! - my fingers are in perfect health. But I really don't feel like
talking about that subject anymore. Let's move on to something more
interesting, shall we?

The rink is a good topic. I worked 11 hours Friday and 9 hours this
morning. Kids were good, even though I had to tell one of 'em to "get the
fuck out of here". Maybe I had a short temper yesterday. Just maybe. Wait
a second -- everyone knows I have the coolest temper in the world :) I
guess maybe I should have an episode of "scared straight" at the rink. Just
maybe.

There is a lot more good news to tell. First off, the one and only
late-night talkshow host Art Bell is returning to the airwaves on February
5, 2001!!! This is definitely a time to celebrate, or not. But
nevertheless, I cannot wait the high-powered philisophical and abstract
talks. This is coolness to the max.

Even better news -- Yes my friends -- In 3 weeks Mr. ZA will no longer be a
teen-idol. What??? What did I do now? Actually, I have no choice. Over
the course of time, changes have occurred that have led me to this
inevitable conclusion. (sound familiar?) No, actually it's a very good
thing -- I will be turning 20 years old on Sunday, February 11th!!! What
will happen when I'm 20? Who knows...who cares??? The only goal that I
have is to SCORE BIG with...THE FANS!!! What the hell does that mean? Am I
gonna run head-first into a high-powered rotating fan? Absolutely. On
second thought -- Absolutely not. You must understand that the word 'fan'
is short for 'fanatic' in this context. So who are the Za Fanatics?
No...they don't blow themselves up my turning mountains 90 degrees. It's
all an attempt to obtain worldwide fame (or at least part of the world...)
I know I can do it. But not in this physical state I'm in now :)

Hay, guess what -- We have a new president! His name is George. I like to
call him 'Curious George' because he looks like a monkey, and smells like
one too. Then there's Christopher Robin. I AM CHRISTOPHER ROBIN - I like
to play with pooh, even though I don't do his satanic rituals as this
lovable bear does. There's a lot of other cartoon characters I like to
compare real-life people, like myself. For example, remember April o'Neil
from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I think she looks a lot like Sheryl
Crow. Then there's the lead singer of the new hit band, O-Town, who reminds
me of that dorky kid from the Magic School Bus. Yay.

I don't feel like writing anymore. I think I'm gonna finish off this
2-liter bottle of Frosty MUG Root Beer. They say the foam goes straight to
your brain. This occurred almost 3 hours ago.

I'll talk to you all later, or catch ya on IM or somethin'. Always feel
free to write back guys...I hate checking my e-mails and getting 12 or 13
spam messages per day. Eek.

-Christopher Alexander Anthony Czaplicki
why do you think everyone just calls me ZA?